large monsteramis
Bazz
“My name is Bazz. There ain’t no party like a monsterami party cuz a monsterami party is… full of degenerates.”
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dimensions
height (standing): 12.5"
ear to ear: 6.5”
arm span: 12.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Cornelius
“My name is Cornelius. You can’t bullshit a bullshitter.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height: 11.5”
body width: 4”
arm span: 13”
hand crafted using acrylic and/or cotton yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Deadmau5 - assorted colors
Please indicate your color choice during checkout. Colors are subject to availability.
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
approximate* dimensions
height: 11”
body width: 4.5”
ear span: 8.5"
arm span: 9”
* Actual size varies due to yarn/color. Different yarns are different thicknesses and will result in differing sizes.
hand crafted using acrylic and/or cotton yarn, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Francesca
“My name is Francesca. Eat a cupcake and STFU.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 11”
head width: 4”
arm span: 10”
hand crafted using 100% cotton yarn, plastic safety eye, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Jabars
“My name is Jabars. Beer is the reason I wake up every afternoon.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 11”
head width: 5”
arm span: 10”
hand crafted using cotton and/or acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing, toy sunglasses (no UV protection)
Maggie
“My name is Maggie. I don’t recycle because I’m worried the garbage man will think I’m a huge alcoholic.”
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dimensions
height (standing): 13”
ear to ear: 6”
arm span: 12”
hand crafted using cotton and/or acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Ricardo
“My name is Ricardo. Inner beauty won’t get you laid.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 10”
body width: 4.5”
arm span: 14.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Taylor
“My name is Taylor. My parents never used the real words for penis and vagina. For 10 years I thought what I had was called a Pee Machine.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height: 12”
body width: 4.5”
arm span: 13.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
