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Alvin
“My name is Alvin. Sometimes I wish I had more middle fingers.”
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dimensions
height (standing): 11”
head width: 4”
arm span: 10.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Dirk
“My name is Dirk. Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 10.5”
body width: 4”
arm span: 9.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Howard
“My name is Howard. Whenever I misbehave my dad threatens to stick his boot up my ass if I don’t knock it off.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height: 9”
body width: 3”
arm span: 9.5”
hand crafted using cotton yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Jake
“My name is Jake. I love cookies. My dad made a rule that I can only eat 2 cookies a day. Sometimes when he’s taking a nap I go and sneak more cookies.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height: 9.5”
body width: 3”
arm span: 10”
hand crafted using cotton yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Jan
“My name is Jan. I’m pretty on the inside, Bitch.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 8.5”
body width: 3.5”
arm span: 7.5”
hand crafted using 100% cotton yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Kenny
“My name is Kenny. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 8.5”
body width: 4.5”
arm span: 9.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Lionel
“My name is Lionel. I don’t know what I’d do without you, but I bet it’s awesome.”
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dimensions
height (standing): 9.5”
body width: 3”
arm span: 10”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Marcus
“My name is Marcus. Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 8.5”
body width: 4”
arm span: 9”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Nice Pooper
“My nickname is Nice Pooper because I have a nice ass. It has nothing to do with anal.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height: 9”
body width: 5”
arm span: 9.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Percy
“My name is Percy. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 8”
body width: 4”
arm span: 8.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Perez
“My name is Perez. I don’t like liars. If you lie to me, I will cut you. That is all.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 10”
body width: 4”
arm span: 11”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eye, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Peter
“My name is Peter. Sometimes my mom gets really mad at me and she screams at me and says she wishes I was never born. I ruined her life.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 8.5”
body width: 5”
arm span: 12”
hand crafted using cotton yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Rosie
“My name is Rosie. I’m shy, but I’m easy and I give good head.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 7.5”
body width: 4”
arm span: 11”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eye, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Sanford
“My name is Sanford. I try to learn something from every relationship I am in. Sometimes what I learn is that I am shitty at picking relationships.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 9”
body width: 4”
arm span: 9.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Sherman
“My name is Sherman. I finally learned to love myself. And sometimes I think about you while I’m doing it.”
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dimensions
height (standing): 11.5”
head width: 4”
arm span: 10.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
Zeke
“My name is Zeke. Sometimes I wear my pajamas all day and order pizza for dinner because I don’t want to leave the house. Before the pizza arrives I put on clothes because I don’t want the pizza guy to know I wore pajamas all day and judge me.”
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Made to order. Ships in 2-3 days.
dimensions
height (standing): 9.”
body width: 4”
arm span: 9.5”
hand crafted using acrylic yarn, plastic safety eyes, felt, thread, polyfill stuffing
